Dear Stephanie,
The other night I was reading my scriptures and came across this scripture and thought of you.   1 Nephi 14:11 –
” And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth,
and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth,
among all [...]

Has everyone already seen this? That’s it, I’m making my son learn how to roller skate like this.

(that “Evian, Live Young” at the end is kind of creepy sounding)

Hey everybody! Who wants to have a “Swine Flu Party” with me? Apparently some moms are holding “Swine Flu Parties” to intentionally get their kids sick with the swine flu in hopes of having a legitimate way of getting away with killing their children…or at least, their least favorite children! Actually these moms are hoping [...]

Hi.  I’m back.  Sorry I have not been posting anything.  We moved and our internet was….non existant. Anyway, I would like to know who the smart ass was that made the decision to put this huge chrome cock statue up in the Safeway Shopping Center!?!? Rob tried to convince me that a rooster was Safeway’s [...]

Um, I might need to see this movie…..

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My son’s hair was getting too long so I decided to cut it. Turns out I suddenly wanted to give him a Mohawk………so I did.  It turned out a lil crooked but it was still soooo cute! Then I got sick of it’s crookedness and decided to ditch the “hawk”. I then had another great [...]

….in an office in which you do not even work at.
Required Materials:
12 Cans of silly string
12 Scotch water-resistant packages
15 Post-It notes (in case you mess up 3 times)
1 Sharpie
1 Clipboard
…..I can’t remember what else.
Step 1
Pick an office in which you already magically know the names of several employees……
Step 2
Purchase yourself some quality silly string and [...]

Yesterday I was driving away from my bank and was passing a homeless guy and thought, shucks! the light’s green I can’t give this guy 5 bucks….so I had a thought go through my mind and decided to share it on twitter. Here’s the “tweet”:
“Have U ever made a paper plane out of a $5 [...]

But seriously, I am writing this because Jones swears she’s gonna do it if I don’t at least make a blog entry about our planning session.

Earlier tonight, in the middle of our date, Jones quite randomly said, “What if you had a paraplegic friend… and you took a permanent marker and colored their foot [...]

OK, so this last week I set a goal to get a local Burger joint (@BurgersSupreme) to follow me on twitter.  I referenced them several times in my posts, and then decided to just call them and ask them to follow me. I got a hold of the catering part of the business and they told me [...]

What’s more rediculous?  The fact that this man has placed his lit cigarette atop a public trash can at a gas station, so he can place garbage can filth between his lips when he comes back out?OR the fact that I am hiding behind the ATM, pretending to be texting on my iPhone just so I can take a [...]