Rob said 90% of this video applies to him lol. Awesome…..right? Maybe? K bye. Rob says the lawn mower part doesn’t apply, but he wishes it did. That lawn mower is sweeet!
Archive for the ‘Outlandish’ Category
July 7th, 2010
A Princess F@#%ing Chair
I found this lil gem of Maddie when she was 3 years old, the other night, and decided to post it for you. Enjoy So, Maddie kept trying to tell me something, and I could NOT figure out what she was saying, so in the mean time while I was trying to listen and figure [...]
February 6th, 2010
BLOG WARS-The Daily Blarg
Dear Stephanie, The other night I was reading my scriptures and came across this scripture and thought of you. 1 Nephi 14:11 – ” And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth, and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth, among [...]
July 15th, 2009
Evian Roller Babies
Has everyone already seen this? That’s it, I’m making my son learn how to roller skate like this. (that “Evian, Live Young” at the end is kind of creepy sounding)
July 14th, 2009
H1N1 Swine Flu Party
Hey everybody! Who wants to have a “Swine Flu Party” with me? Apparently some moms are holding “Swine Flu Parties” to intentionally get their kids sick with the swine flu in hopes of having a legitimate way of getting away with killing their children…or at least, their least favorite children! Actually these moms are hoping [...]
July 11th, 2009
Huge-Ass Cock Statue
Hi. I’m back. Sorry I have not been posting anything. We moved and our internet was….non existant. Anyway, I would like to know who the smart ass was that made the decision to put this huge chrome cock statue up in the Safeway Shopping Center!?!? Rob tried to convince me that a rooster was Safeway’s [...]
June 4th, 2009
Chick-fil-A Baby
______________________________________________________________________ My son’s hair was getting too long so I decided to cut it. Turns out I suddenly wanted to give him a Mohawk………so I did. It turned out a lil crooked but it was still soooo cute! Then I got sick of it’s crookedness and decided to ditch the “hawk”. I then had another [...]
May 22nd, 2009
How To Pull Off An Office Prank
Posted in Outlandish 
Tags: get on The Ellen Show, grape soda tastes better, still suck at tags!, still trying to
Tags: get on The Ellen Show, grape soda tastes better, still suck at tags!, still trying to….in an office in which you do not even work at. Required Materials: 12 Cans of silly string 12 Scotch water-resistant packages 15 Post-It notes (in case you mess up 3 times) 1 Sharpie 1 Clipboard …..I can’t remember what else. Step 1 Pick an office in which you already magically know the names of [...]
May 9th, 2009
Meet Robert…
Posted in Outlandish Tags: 5 dollar paper airplane, chase banking, homeless, I dont know how 2use tags, mcdonalds
Tags: 5 dollar paper airplane, chase banking, homeless, I dont know how 2use tags, mcdonaldsYesterday I was driving away from my bank and was passing a homeless guy and thought, shucks! the light’s green I can’t give this guy 5 bucks….so I had a thought go through my mind and decided to share it on twitter. Here’s the “tweet”: “Have U ever made a paper plane out of a [...]
May 8th, 2009
The Time I Made My Husband Blog…
But seriously, I am writing this because Jones swears she’s gonna do it if I don’t at least make a blog entry about our planning session. Earlier tonight, in the middle of our date, Jones quite randomly said, “What if you had a paraplegic friend… and you took a permanent marker and colored their foot [...]
