Rob said: ” If you were walking around the house with your shirt off, you’d be really hot.” Me: “Thaaaaaaanks.” (Duh) Turns out he didn’t like my shirt. Then…I was commenting on how thin my friend looked after just having twins and I was thinking, “That’s it! I need to lose weight.” But instead I [...]
Archive for the ‘Mediocre’ Category
May 11th, 2009
Husband’s Alarm Clock
Does anyone else think it’s wrong I wake up to this EVERY morning? … ♫ http://blip.fm/~5k6zy
May 11th, 2009
Do Mermaids Die?
Maddie: “Mom, do mermaids die?” Me: “Mermaids aren’t real.” Maddie: “Yes they are. Do mermaids die, mom?” Me: “Mermaids aren’t real.” Maddie: “Yes they are. I want to see a mermaid RIGHT NOW!“ Then I decided maybe it wasn’t time for me to dash her dreams of make-believe things so… Me: “We don’t live near [...]
May 10th, 2009
My Competition
Here is my competition for Blogger’s Choice Award for “Best Humor Blog”… It’s about cakes… They won last year… I’m thinking it’s someone else’s turn to win. I think I could maybe win this year….I mean I only need 264 more votes to jump in front! There are more than 5 people who read this [...]
May 3rd, 2009
Dear Swine Flu,
Tags: I hope you and I never meet, but I must thank you for one thing, and one thing only! You have effectively freaked out my mother, enough that she took me to Sam’s Club and bought me like….3 months of food storage…..and a crock pot, YESSS!!!!!!!!! So….thank you for that.
April 21st, 2009
If My Husband DRILLED A Cup Holder To Our Bed Frame….
does that make us “white trash”???
April 20th, 2009
Are you on Twitter?
If you are on twitter, then you will appreciate this video. I loved it.
April 17th, 2009
Nothing Clean
Today I washed my husband some underwear in the sink with anti-bacterial hand soap and then used the hair dryer to dry them. I only had two wash cloths for him to dry off with after his shower so I told him to put on a clean T-shirt and rub himself all over and that [...]
April 17th, 2009
Good Advice
1. If you see a bear….run. 2. If you see a cheetah….run faster. 3. Don’t ask anyone if somebody is “half midget and half human” unless you want to make a complete ass of yourself. 4. When packing a carry on suitcase for your husband, don’t pack 2 cans of Axe spray/deodorant and a large [...]
