Dear Stephanie,
The other night I was reading my scriptures and came across this scripture and thought of you.   1 Nephi 14:11 –
” And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth,
and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth,
among all [...]

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5-Second Rule…Rules:
Wet textured food – Goes in the trash
ANY public surface – Goes in the trash
Bathroom surface – Goes in the trash
Other than that….We’re good!

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Here are some 5-second rule pictures from our
house. Apparently cornstarch, chocolate, and
rotisserie chickens fall under the 5-second rule….
Okay that last pic is pretty white trash.  I [...]

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Excuse me, but I would like to know WHY there are STILL so many people searching “mermaids“? More importantly why are people searching “dead mermaids” so much.  My blog has only been up since April but I think I am getting more than my share of the “mermaid” traffic out there.  Check it….(I’m sure this [...]

Has everyone already seen this? That’s it, I’m making my son learn how to roller skate like this.

(that “Evian, Live Young” at the end is kind of creepy sounding)

*Driving in the car-Lady Gaga’s “Love Game” comes on*
Maddie (4): “Mamma, why does she want to take a ride on his disco stick?”
Me: “Uhhhh, ’cause it’s fun!”
Maddie (4): “What is a disco stick?”
Me: “Uhhhh, it’s a stick you bounce on and you jump around town on it. You’ve probably seen it on Wow Wow Wubzy.”
This [...]

Could it get any better? I’m behind a Buick with a handicap license plate AND some guy on what appears to be his sister’s bicycle! PLUS, look at all those dents in my hood? What’s that about?

CONGRATULATIONS!

The WINNER of the Best Buy-Father’s Day Giveaway is:
TANYA WILSON

I am sensing a theme here….

Yah, I think freckles make me look all innocent or something because EVERY time I get pulled over I NEVER get a ticket. I got pulled over the other night in front of my house. I wasn’t wearing my seat belt…so I snuck it on real quick and then the cop says she pulled me over for a head light being out, then says I dont have my stickers on my van…

I saw my stickers stapled to my registration a few months ago and thought….Hmmm, maybe they’re extras

For several years I thought Michael Jackson was saying,
“…the janitor’s not my son”.
in the song ‘Billie Jean’.
How? Why? I do not know. But that is what I heard everytime.

OH! And by the freakin’ way…..The WINNER of the PIXEL BY PIXEL Business Card Giveaway is……

Mollie Neff
Congratulations!!!
(Thanks to random.org….for being random & org’y……WHOA! That doesn’t look [...]

Tonight Rob and I were reading scriptures together and I was reading Helaman 6:2 which reads…2 For behold, there were many of the Nephites who had become hardened and impenitent and grossly wicked, insomuch that they did reject the word of God and all the preaching and prophesying which did come among them.Well…I read it [...]

I did not write this. I’m not entirely sure who did, and there are different version of it all over the internet, but I like this one.
“I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I understand why a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no F-ing way paper can beat a rock! Is paper supposed [...]