Dear Stephanie,
The other night I was reading my scriptures and came across this scripture and thought of you. 1 Nephi 14:11 –
” And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth,
and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth,
among all nations, kindreds, tongues, and people.”
Retaliate in any way you see fit.
Love,
Joanie 
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Twitter: sahans
February 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Oh I will… and there will be thighs involved.
Hahahahaha! I LOVE this. It’s definitely an apt description of Stephanie. She also wears a Bumpit, so it makes a lot of sense.
oh me, oh my…this made me all sorts of giddy. thank you.
You’ve got some mad Photoshop skillz. I had no idea.
i am very confused
Twitter: JoanieAtwater
February 8, 2010 at 10:09 am
Troy. There’s a lot of things about me that you don’t know
Stephanie. As long as they aren’t MY thighs then it might be okay.
Evonne&Kristina. Thanks for the comments! Feel free to jump in and battle it out in the Blog Wars. There is a site with porn crap on it that comes up first when you Google Blog Wars. We need to out rank them
Vanessa. Don’t be confused. Stephanie is the whore of the earth. Stephanie has a crown (dominion over the earth). Stephanie is sitting upon many waters (her favorite FIJI). IT’S NOT CONFUSING! lol. I love you. Goodbye.
HAHAHA!!
I love whores that sit on water.
Twitter: emihill
February 8, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie…what have you gotten yourself into this time? It’s been far too long, babe. When do I get to see you again (in all your mermaid glory)?
Twitter: cuteculturechic
February 28, 2010 at 7:07 pm
I can honestly say that she whores herself out at Chick-fil-a when the guy comes around with all the mints. And she’s gotten my daughter in on it too. http://twitpic.com/15hf8u