BLOG WARS-The Daily Blarg

Posted by Jones on February 6 2010 9 Commented

Dear Stephanie,

The other night I was reading my scriptures and came across this scripture and thought of you.   1 Nephi 14:11 –

” And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth,

and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth,

among all nations, kindreds, tongues, and people.”

Retaliate in any way you see fit.

Love,

Joanie :)

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9 Responses to “BLOG WARS-The Daily Blarg”

  1. Steph says:

    Oh I will… and there will be thighs involved.

  2. Kristina P. says:

    Hahahahaha! I LOVE this. It’s definitely an apt description of Stephanie. She also wears a Bumpit, so it makes a lot of sense.

  3. Evonne says:

    oh me, oh my…this made me all sorts of giddy. thank you.

  4. Troy the Great says:

    You’ve got some mad Photoshop skillz. I had no idea.

  5. Vanessa says:

    i am very confused

  6. Jones says:

    Troy. There’s a lot of things about me that you don’t know :-)

    Stephanie. As long as they aren’t MY thighs then it might be okay.

    Evonne&Kristina. Thanks for the comments! Feel free to jump in and battle it out in the Blog Wars. There is a site with porn crap on it that comes up first when you Google Blog Wars. We need to out rank them ;-)

    Vanessa. Don’t be confused. Stephanie is the whore of the earth. Stephanie has a crown (dominion over the earth). Stephanie is sitting upon many waters (her favorite FIJI). IT’S NOT CONFUSING! lol. I love you. Goodbye.

  7. Jill says:

    HAHAHA!!

    I love whores that sit on water.

  8. Emily says:

    Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie…what have you gotten yourself into this time? It’s been far too long, babe. When do I get to see you again (in all your mermaid glory)?

  9. Nicole says:

    I can honestly say that she whores herself out at Chick-fil-a when the guy comes around with all the mints. And she’s gotten my daughter in on it too. http://twitpic.com/15hf8u

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