But seriously, I am writing this because Jones swears she’s gonna do it if I don’t at least make a blog entry about our planning session.

Earlier tonight, in the middle of our date, Jones quite randomly said, “What if you had a paraplegic friend… and you took a permanent marker and colored their foot black while they were sleeping?”

Me: That’s horrible. Why would you do that?

Jones: Cause they couldn’t feel it and it’d be funny when they woke up.

Though I hardly see the humor in this I still laughed at the thought process that must have been going through her head to ask this question.

Me: Well… it’s mean to do that to somebody who’s paralyzed. It’d only be funny to do that to a friend while they were asleep.

Jones: We could do it to JOSH!

Me: (while still laughing at Jones’ thought process and then picturing myself pointing a finger of scorn at Josh’s black foot) I’d be like, HA HA! We date rape drugged you!!!

Jones: OH, that’s a good idea, we should do that! That’d be the best “Remember the time” story ever!

Me: Uh, nah babe, date rape drugs are dangerous.

Jones: What else could we do to knock him out?

Me: …uh…. We could make him inhale ammonia really quickly… and just be like… “Seriously Josh, take a huge breath of this really quickly… it makes you light headed.”

(Keep in mind, I’m joking…. Jones is plotting)

Jones: OH, like what they do with a wet cloth in movies? That’s safe. We should do that.

Me: (now somewhat concerned) …ummm….no babe, that’d probably make him wake up with a huge headache. I mean, maybe something like a sleep aid if I was a pharmacist or an anesthesiologist, but otherwise I don’t think it’d be safe. I mean what if we did something wrong and gave him brain damage.

Jones: I think we should do the ammonia thing.

Me: (now laughing again) So you don’t care about giving him the headache?

Jones: He deserves it for all of the pranks he’s pulled on others.

Me: No babe, If he fell asleep then maybe, but otherwise we’re not doing this.

Jones: I’m still doing it.

Me: No… don’t… but you should blog about it.

Jones: You should blog about it.

Me: NO

Jones: I’m still gonna do it unless you blog about it.

… So Josh… you owe me one man… I mean, I may have just saved you from brain damage… or at least a very bad headache and a black foot. (maybe even a penis drawn on your face… that made it’s way into the conversation somehow.. but I don’t remember when)