1. If you see a bear….run.
2. If you see a cheetah….run faster.
3. Don’t ask anyone if somebody is “half midget and half human” unless you want to make a complete ass of yourself.
4. When packing a carry on suitcase for your husband, don’t pack 2 cans of Axe spray/deodorant and a large bottle of aerosol hairspray unless you want security to think he’s going to blow up the plane.
RJ called me waiting to board his plane, and told me how he got searched and had the security people just throw away his deodorant and hairspray. He asked, “What were you thinking?” and I told him, “I was thinking that you needed to look good and smell good!”
The funny thing is, I sat right next to him while he was at his computer (hard to tell if he’s listening or registereing what it is I’m saying then, but oh well) and told him all the things I packed. He said nothing of aerosol things not being allowed on planes, and like I’m going to think of that. Yah right. Oh well now he has to buy new stuff, good thing we accidently took him to the airport like 2 hours too early so he didnt miss his plane lol.
